Hate Email

Got a nice hate email from one "Chris Roberts" who didn't like my promotional plug for They Had Goat Heads. Initially I assumed he had submitted a story to The Dream People in the past and been rejected, but apparently he "sent [me] an email like a year ago, for a friend without a computer - no response." I don't know what that means. At any rate, here's the rest of Roberts' email: "There's no such thing as irreal fiction or literary science fiction and you are guaranteed to never win the Pulitzer. Your work is pedestrian and you're irrelevant." I have a response. But Roberts, of course, responds to himself.