Submissions for The Pedestal Magazine

This evening I'm reading submissions for the special Bizarro issue of The Pedestal Magazine. So far I've read a lot of fine fiction, but much of it is too long. Ideally I'm hoping to acquire about 6-8 stories between 500 and 750 words. Equally as important, most of the submissions don't fall into the category of Bizarro, loosely or otherwise. FYI.

All right, back to it.