Modern Problems (1981)

A few pieces of timeless wisdom from Dabney Coleman's character, Mark Winslow:

“What you have to understand is that life sucks so why not be a schmuck?”

“I hope you’ll come to the healthy conclusion that she’s a manipulatin’ bitch.”

“I hope you’ll come to the healthy conclusion that he’s a manipulatin’ bastard.”

“I don’t want you to do it because you’re weak. I want you to do it because you know I’m right.”

“I’m not a freak. He’s the freak. I’m a goddamned good-lookin’ man.”