Dolph Lundgren Will Break You


I think Dolph Lundgren and I are a lot alike. We are both the same height. We both wear tuxedos, sometimes. I have not been in a lot of movies, though. And I can't dance that well. And he has more hair than I do. And I can't play the drums. And I can't punch and kick squares of wood into splinters (although I've never tried). And I can't karatechop slabs of ice (although I've never tried). One can always hope, though. Morgan Freeman told us so in The Shawshank Redemption: I hope, I hope ...