The Kyoto Man

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Here's the table of contents:

rei the 10,000th time I turned into Kyoto
ichi the 1st time I turned into Kyoto
ni before the 1st time I turned into Kyoto
san before the 1st time I turned into Kyoto
yon the 2nd time I turned into Kyoto
go the 3rd time I turned into Kyoto
roku the 10th time I turned into Kyoto
nana the 15th time I turned into Kyoto
hachi the 26th-170th time I turned into Kyoto
kyu the 202nd time I turned into Kyoto
juu the 250th time I turned into Kyoto
juuichi the 257th time I turned into Kyoto
juuni the 500th time I turned into Kyoto
juuni.go the 510th time I turned into Kyoto
juusan the XXXth time I turned into Kyoto
juuyon the 666th time I turned into Kyoto
juugo the 666th time I turned into Kyoto
juuroku the 666th time I turned into Kyoto
juunana the 1,000th time I turned into Kyoto
juuhachi the 1,001st time I turned into Kyoto
juukyu the 2,000th time I turned into Kyoto
nijuu the 3,000th time I turned into Kyoto
nijuuichi the 3,001st time I turned into Kyoto
nijuuni the 4,000th time I turned into Kyoto
nijuusan the 5,000th time I turned into Kyoto
nijuuyon the 6,000th time I turned into Kyoto
nijuugo the 7,000th time I turned into Kyoto
nijuuroku the 8,000th time I turned into Kyoto
nijuunana the 8,193rd time I turned into Kyoto
nijuuhachi the 8,998th time I turned into Kyoto
nichikyu the 9,000th time I turned into Kyoto
sanjuu the 9,500th time I turned into Kyoto
sanjuuichi the 10,000th time I turned into Kyoto
sanjuuni the Nth time I turned into Kyoto
sanjuusan the last time I turned into Kyoto